I can’t help but play Robin Thicke’s runaway single “Blurred Lines” (featuring Pharrell Williams and T.I.) at least once every other day. I must say though that Continue reading
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Catgentlemen, Memes and Powee the Frumpy Cat
29 MayEveryone knows at least one Cat Lady. You know the type: totally obsessed with their feline companion(s), constantly showing pictures of their cat(s) to strangers, 10+ nicknames for their pet, fleeces covered in dander, bedrooms that smell like urine, shredded furniture, serious Continue reading
St. Patrick’s Day: Stereotype Perpetuation and Green Sexism
20 Mar
I know that it’s belated, but I did want to wish you readers a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
I don’t have anything against the holiday per se. I very much enjoy pounding corned beef and cabbage. I love spending time with family. My paternal grandmother’s birthday often times fell on St. Patrick’s Day. BUT, I had the great displeasure of spending this past St. Patrick’s Day weekend Continue reading
Happy New Year’s Eve From the SHH
31 Dec
New Year’s Eve is a holiday that disappoints me year after year. Not unlike Halloween, I get all amped up thinking I’m going to have an awesome time and then something inevitably goes awry. I spent the majority of NYE 2004 Continue reading
Three Christmas Albums That Don’t Blow
24 DecI have always liked Christmas as a holiday. Gifts, booze, family–in the opposite order of course. Though, I absolutely loathe pop Christmas music or pop artists covering classics. For instance, I would happily Continue reading
You Were Right, SHH. Online Dating Does Suck.
27 OctEamonn is the third member of this site to weigh in on online dating…listen.
Somebody once told me that it was impossible to eat 5 saltines in one minute. I didn’t believe them until I almost asphyxiated on shards of gluten and salt that refused to move past my uvula. I’ve seen youtube videos of people attempting to eat a spoonful of cinnamon; those people Continue reading
Symptom of Bieber Fever: Nausea
9 Oct
Above: Justin Bieber trying to “pull off” the sexy, short-haired Emma Watson look. The differences Continue reading
How to Turn a DMV Letter Into a Setlist
15 SepAny journalist who is worth their weight in salt (or shit for that matter) should have a notebook, journal or at the very least a pen with a pad of paper. I have attended upwards of a dozen live shows this year and it wasn’t until a month ago that Continue reading
RIP Special Agent Seagate
6 SepLife is filled with stress and many of life’s most stressful moments are a result of the loss of loved ones – the loss of a spouse, the loss of a parent, the loss of a child, the loss of Continue reading
Wankin’ Willard?
19 Jul
Comic actor Fred Willard was arrested on suspicion of committing a “lewd act” at the XXX Tiki Theater in Hollywood on Wednesday night. The 72-year-old actor was detained after a routine, uniformed LAPD inspection of the theater (yes, apparently pornographic theaters are patrolled routinely).
Aside: I had no idea that XXX theaters still existed Continue reading
the self-hating hipster 