Eamonn is the third member of this site to weigh in on online dating…listen.
Somebody once told me that it was impossible to eat 5 saltines in one minute. I didn’t believe them until I almost asphyxiated on shards of gluten and salt that refused to move past my uvula. I’ve seen youtube videos of people attempting to eat a spoonful of cinnamon; those people Continue reading
the self-hating hipster 