Let’s take a trip across the pond, over to our dear friend, Russia!
While there we’re going to visit one of the most prolific realist fiction authors and greatest novelist of all time, Mr. Leo Tolstoy!!
All that greatness aside, wouldn’t you want this dude to just be your grandpa?
He was also an anarchist virgo who fathered 14 children and was (quite obviously) in possession of one of the most wonderful philosopher-style beards ever! Look at that thing! He could be a lawn gnome!
Anyway, here’s to you Leo, there’s no questioning your intellect and wisdom, not only through your writing, but because you were smart enough to decide to grow such a handsome beard.
the self-hating hipster 
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