To usher in the Christmas spirit (not to alienate non-Christians, but I’ve been saying “Happy Holidays” all goddam week to avoid stepping on anyone’s toes) I decided it might be fun to do an article on Christmas ornaments.
Each and every year, at least since I’ve been able to stand up, decorating the Christmas tree has been a family affair. Once the tree sets, the lights go up. Then my little sister and I would set all the ornaments out on the floor and have an informal draft. These drafts could get heated because my sister and I both love really stupid looking things. Over the years, the draft became a keeper league, and I have built up quite a roster: The X-Mas Whack Pack.
We’ll go one by one… Continue reading
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