What is the hipster fascination with skinny jeans? It baffles me. And the worst part is, most of my jeans are skinny jeans. They leave little to the imagination, yet seem to have nothing to do with phallic exhibitionism. If anything, my jeans just tip women off immediately that my ass is like a shelving rock.
We’ve reached a point in hipster fashion where skinny jeans just aren’t skinny enough. First we had slim fit. Then slim fit, straight leg. Then slim fit, low waist, tapered pant. Hipster girls already made the transition to tights (and really, what’s better than a cute little hipster girl in black tights?)
What now for the modern hipster? Denim plastic wrap? Continue reading
the self-hating hipster 