WWE’s signing of Mexican luchador legend Mistico some months back is likely a decision the board of directors would like to have back. From the moment he arrived, he has really failed to execute any of the exciting moves he was famous for with any degree of consistency. Him screwing up his entrance on his first night with the company should have come with a pamphlet explaining the concept of foreshadowing. Of course, WWE would also never allow someone to make a name for themselves using their own name, so the masked wrestler was rebranded “Sin Cara,” or without face. This is all without mentioning that he’s already been suspended for alleged steroid use, and has recently ruptured his patella tendon while performing, expecting to miss anywhere from six to nine months. He’s more or less had his way with the company, one could say. Then, this happened. 
There is his new shirt from WWE.com. Continue reading
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