Joe Son Gets What He Deserves

11 Sep

So it turns out Joe Son, the idiot who played Random Task in the first, and only watchable Austin Powers, is not only famous for these idiotic actions: Joe Son carries cross to ring; wears thong, not all in one fight, or this deserving punishment: Groin strikes of death. But he’s also infamous for his heinous crime of felony torture and gang rape. It’s a shame Keith Hackney couldn’t have done those groin strikes four years earlier. Son was sentenced to life in prison. May he be remembered as a bad actor, a winless fighter, and an atrocious human being.